I feeling an't better
i bear with the pain that i am suffering. since yesterday morning, my gastric is giving hell a hard time this 2 days. medicine since not to be working anymore. i really can't take it anymore liao la.. knn -_-" i have been consulting the fucking doctor due to my gastric and it seems the same not much improvment at all.
Today before i go work. i ate my gastric medicine. after that stomach pain. went to toilet and shit the hell out of me. -_-! den reach work place same things happen -_- what the hell .. den jus now vomitted the shit out of me too -_- really got something stuck in my throat there. feeling so uncomfortable . den go toilet.. everything come out liao -_-"
i wonder what the point of eating medicine. eat liao vomit come out = no eat at all.. ahhh fuck it la.. can someone jus kill me .. zzz
guess i will stop here.. ciao ~
Joke of the day by mingyu! that she wrote it for me ! how nice! to cheer me up ! haha.. but still v moody i still feeling very uncomfortable ~.~
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia..
He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a conversation.Malaysian : "You
Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"Singaporean : "Of course."Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"Singaporean : "Of course."Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam,..... before we sell it across to Singapore."
This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."
Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia,... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore."
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